A schoolboy’s dream. To be a professional footballer, to play at the highest level, to represent his country, and to usurp the crown of his school’s greatest hero: Leeds United and Scotland legend Billy Bremner.

The schoolboy was comedian Phil Differ and his dream came with a plan – to get into the school team, to impress every game, and to eclipse Bremner’s incredible career through his own spectacular achievements… only one thing stands in Phil’s way… himself!

Discover the fruits of Phil’s failure in this autobiographical one-man show.